April Fool

Alvin(M) says:
hey i m pregnant =(

Rebecca says:
hey
Rebecca says:
what happened to u

Alvin(M) says:
i m pregnant =(
Alvin(M) says:
a guy deposited his semen into my vajayjay

Rebecca says:
why are u so sad
Rebecca says:
are u ok?

Alvin(M) says:
i m just pregnant... 9 months later i will have a baby

Rebecca says:
crazy!
Rebecca says:
how can that be

Alvin(M) says:
serious! i m a butch. u didnt know?
Alvin(M) says:
just very manly
Alvin(M) says:
Alvin is not my real name.
Alvin(M) says:
My real name is Alvina

Rebecca says:
aye dont trick me

Alvin(M) says:
serious =( i dunno who to turn to

Rebecca says:
no you are a guy!!

Alvin(M) says:
i m not =(

Rebecca says:
u are u are alvin chia

Alvin(M) says:
i am Alvina

Alvin(M) says:
Alvina Chia

Rebecca says:
no!
Rebecca says:
how can that be
Rebecca says:
u have a chinese guy name

Alvin(M) says:
u dun believe u ask mark koh
Alvin(M) says:
he knows all my secret

Rebecca says:
okok
Rebecca says:
so how now?

Alvin(M) says:
i duno
Alvin(M) says:
i just feel very lost

Rebecca says:
u need to go to a gyne

Alvin(M) says:
which one would u recommend?

Rebecca says:
i know one lady
Rebecca says:
in thomson medical centre
Rebecca says:
so what did u intend to do

Alvin(M) says:
could u give me the no.
Alvin(M) says:
or u help me call to make an appointment for a counselling? abortion?

Rebecca says:
hmmm
Rebecca says:
aye i call u now

Alvin(M) says:
i m in Central Library

Rebecca says:
oh i see
Rebecca says:
im going for lunch with my gp mate
Rebecca says:
im going lib later
Rebecca says:
u have lesson?

Alvin(M) says:
i have lesson at 3

Rebecca says:
anw... i can help u call but i dunno if there is counselling
Rebecca says:
but u can go to...

Alvin(M) says:
but i have to visit my prof at 1pm

Rebecca says:
www.adelinawomensclinic.com
Rebecca says:
ohh ok..
Rebecca says:
hey im at AS7 com lab
Rebecca says:
i gtg

Alvin(M) says:
ok la i will sort it out myself. dont tell anyone ok?

Rebecca says:
maybe i see u later?

Alvin(M) says:
i will pretend that nothing has happened

Rebecca says:
ok

Alvin(M) says:
=)

Rebecca says:
u go to that website
Rebecca says:
u can e-mail her.. she is very nice.. my mum knows her v well
Rebecca says:
if u need her u can ask me
Rebecca says:
ok dont worry

Alvin(M) says:
ok thanks =)

Rebecca says:
i gtg now
Rebecca says:
take care ya....

Alvin(M) says:
okok
Alvin(M) says:
happy april fool

Rebecca says:
idiot
Rebecca says:
i got a shock la
Rebecca says:
i thought u were really a butch